KURVES Pictures

Maxine enters and opens up MAXINE'S GYM.

"Mabel, It looks like you've got a sack of grain in your pants--I'm saying yes, your jogging suit makes your butt look big."

Jane singing..."Someone must see my heart."

Ronnie singing, "I've got to fit, fit into the picture..."

Fingers sings, "Need a friend, I'm not a baby..." Boots sings, "Need a car to woo a lady..."

"Well heloooo, and what's YOUR sign?"

"Tell them a story, stall for time, blow some smoke!"

"Don't cry, you make my eyes sing, sweetheart."

Maxine tries to sneak a call for help.

Boots sings, "Hey there, be my baby, please say yes--or maybe, maybe..."

Boots sings, "My flame for chicks burns like a zippo, I like 'em thin. I like 'em hippo..."

"Yes, you're the chick for me!"

Maxine sings, "Curves, when the road seems straightest there'll be curves, when the path seems safest there'll be curves..."

Celia arrives and Boots breaks the key in the lock.

Celia sings with Ronnie and Jane, "Dreams for sale...don't let what others say, rule your day, I have your secret to success!"

Celia sings, "How'd this work-aholic get her everything?"

Ronnie and Jane get the drop on Boots.

While Maxine and Mabel trap Fingers.

"My sister, in the most beautiful dress in the world."

"Oh this ring? It's nothing, just a memory from a long time ago."

Company sings, "Life happens that way, forget your intentions, your best interventions get kicked to the curb every day." END ACT ONE

Celia sings, "I had a dream, gave you my best...and now you're here it's not all it seems..."

"He's a man?! I thought it was two guys and five babes..."

"All you do is complain. None of you know how truly lucky you are."

"It's time to stop your bellyaching."

Mabel sings, "Suck it up, sweetheart, luck's a crock sweetheart..."

Mabel sings, "When life's a bitch sweetheart, and you've got the itch sweetheart...just remember me!"

Max sings, "...a penny may be asking too much."

"And I've actually walked into the ladies room with you, Max, talk about a man of mystery."

"To say I'm sorry isn't enough, is it?"

"Thirty years is a long time, Max, I can't just pick up where we left off."

"I disappeared all those years ago to protect you."

"Very nice to meet you, Willy. I'm Mabel. And I'd love to see your lunchbox."

"What is wrong with you people!"

"Stop it! What does the reason matter. Do you still love him?"

Boots and Jane duet, "Please give me jazz for my new hook, I want to taste a new flavor tonight..."

"I don't say stuff all el-o-quent-ish the way educated people do, but I'll do my bestest."

"Bogy said it best when he said, "Here's lookin' at you." Nothin' I say comes out just right, and that's why I am blue..."

Celia sings, "Am I happy? What does happiness mean?"

"Go away, let me be, go away, set me free, I don't need you, can't you see?"

Troy enters through the back door. "Ronnie! Mother called, she was getting worried."

Troy says, "I was worried, too."

"The back door's jammed, I nearly broke my...whatsis trying to get it open."

Troy says, "The feds just located a boatload of missing cash...traced to some old time mafia hit man."

Troy sings, "Because you fit, you're part of my picture, we both fit, we're inside the frame..."

"That mafia hit man, his name was Joey...something."

"The guy died in prison 15 years ago."

All is forgiven...Celia has "outgrown" her sparkles." The Company sings a reprise of CURVES.

"It fits!"

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